These people are literally the worst, how dare they commit the terrible act of
Being actively antagonized by Mike. Such audacity.
HAHAAHA NO SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHAT WAS I THINKING? OH, MIKE'S GOING AROUND TAKING A PISS ON PEOPLE WHO WEREN'T ACTIVELY BOTHERING HIM, AND SOMEHOW I THOUGHT THE PEOPLE HE WAS PISSING ON WERE THE VILLAINS HERE. HOLY SHIT I WONDER HOW MANY WORMS I HAD IN MY BRAIN AT THAT TIME.